Why I love people →
Classic (especially if you read my "Men's rules"... →
For those people you feel obligated to send gifts... →
Stuff White People Like →
Check #124 and tell me you don’t want to dick-punch John Gosselin…. I DARE YOU
You will Obey!
tink1113: dr-c: Follow this tumblr NOW! http://stuffhipstershate.tumblr.com/ (please?) I just followed them cause I saw the person was wearing a The Used t-shirt. (and because you said please) :) You dear señorita are a connoiseur and a beautiful specimen of femininity… (also i really like that you noticed the “please”)
Douche bag name generator! →
You know you want to… so pop that collar and take that Jagër shot ya douche!
You will Obey!
Follow this tumblr NOW! http://stuffhipstershate.tumblr.com/ (please?)
The Snuggie-sutra... a sign of the apocalypse. →
Too weird not to be true.
Why do the Jonai exist? Seriously! →
Did the poor little baby get a boo boo from his itty bitty fall? aaaaawwww Pussy.
Disney Buys Marvel! →
Hanna Montana Vs Iron Man… who wins? (My money is on little miss jailbait)
This is complete bullshit. →
augustthoughts: johnryanpowell: WASHINGTON - The national Republican Party has mailed a fundraising appeal suggesting Democrats might use an overhaul of the health care system to deny medical treatment to Republicans. A questionnaire accompanying the appeal says the government could check voting registration records, “prompting fears that GOP voters might be discriminated against for medical...
Chula Vista Parkview Little League Team Wins the...
yournotthebusiness: YEAAAAH BITCHES REPRESENT CHULA VISTAAAAA! [which is where im from] San Diego County is the best… hands down! (Well done Chula-Juana!!!! AKA Cholo-Vista)
I'm James, and I like popsicles.
allieluffsyou: upstanding-citizen: chelseababyy: intherye: jetfueleatsramen: Now you reblog and say, “I’m _____, and I __________” I’m Sam, and I love being wrapped up in blankets. I’m Chels and I am currently trying to finish Season One of Gossip Girl. I’m Zen, and I am insane. I’m Allie, and I am going to bed early tonight because I have to wake up early tomorrow since I got...
Name some famous people from your state//area?
chelseababyy: intherye: morningrosie: lightningflies: lilfoot: ifuckinglovetea: yerawizardharry: thenicolasserhan: taylorsue: allieck: kayla182: mo-flo: mofosluv: atrillion: mofosluv: phoebejeebies: candycanepirate: saythistwice: Louisiana. We haveee, Lil Wayne. Britney Spears…Ellen Degeneres……and RICHARD SIMMONS >:) Your turn :D Arizona - David Spade, Joe...
Proud to be from SD. Pot protects brain from... →
Raggot the Unfortunate Gerbil
Raggot the Unfortunate Gerbil “In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomazewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burn Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomazewski and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously...
yournotthebusiness: txtsfrmlstnght: (661): Having an ‘SDSU Mom’ sticker is just like say ‘Hi, my daughter has an std” HAHAHHA LMFAO. I’ve known my share of SDSU girls… very few of them had STD’s….
I thought eveyone could use a nice love-story today. Enjoy
i think its funny how i was a cat but im allergic...
(via yournotthebusiness) Sharks will be avenged!!!!
I FOUND LANDSHARK!!!!!
upstanding-citizen: chelseababyy: My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants...